Yes, another Alex Rodriguez story. But this time, we are NOT just talking about those pathetic lethal injections that half of baseball uses. No. This particular article is going to focus on the disastrous timeline of A-Rod's off-season mess.

A-Rod is making Andy Dick look like a role model. Lindsey Lohan called Rodriguez and said "shame on you for making celebs look so bad" (haha).

What a turmoil of events. Have you ever witnessed a more tragic off-season than Mr. Rodriguez is having at the time? First Madona. Then, the tell all book. Next, the needle comes into play (steroids). Recently, Details.com put out photos of him kissing himself in the mirror. Now, Madam Spitzer says she had a relationship with Rodriguez. This was also known as "The Call Girl Ring" situation.

I'm not an idealist. I'm a realist (Just like "my boi" Colin Cowherd). All the happenings mentioned above are not that bad. But in life, you have to avoid the BIG mistake. Take out the steroids, and Alex Rodriguez is not that bad of a guy. You can make 30 little mistakes in your career, but just avoid the BIG one.

When your young and rich, you need someone to just say NO. You get these guys like Matt Linert and Mike Tyson, who make a lot of money in the early parts of their careers, and they just screw up. Lots of time, money, and fame can equal a negative in a hurry, especially in sports.