You Are What You Consume

SOME TEAMS JUST DON'T GET IT.  

The Cincinnati Bengals have recently said they had interest in acquiring former Cowboys and Bears defensive tackle, Tank Johnson. Shocker. The Bengals have are known for having players who have had the cuffs on them more than once.  

Think about the situation in Cincinnati. Half of their players these days are on the "Witness Protection Program." They have had 13 players arrested from 2006-2008. Bengals wide receiver being the ring leader in the pack with four arrest himself. Oh yeah, that was in one single year.  

Now the Bengals are going after someone (Tank Johnson) that has had numerous "run ins" with the law.  

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves, don't they? Seriously, talk to a fat person. They all say, "Well I try to eat well." No you don't. You treat ranch dressing like it is oxygen. "Aw but I am just big boned." No your not. Put down the bag of Doritos and go run on a treadmill. "But I have a disability." Yeah, you do. It's called you cannot get up off the couch and make yourself useful. Instead of sitting their watching Jerry Seinfield and launching four burgers down the tube, go watch some PBS and have a turkey sandwich.  

Seriously... think about it. If you eat well, your thin, you eat well. If you don't, then your carrying a lot of unnecessary weight and that is what the Bengals are doing right now. Carrying around a lot of unnecessary weight. Hint: you cannot win with a dumpster fire of players.  

The Bengals are a prime example of "You are what you consume." The Bengals partake in drafting people like AJ Nicholson, who had problems in college and O'dell Thurman, who also had problems in college. The front office just doesn't get the picture, that's all Cincinnati.  

At this point, I would not be surprised if Mike Vick was on their dating hotline. If you are flirting with Tank Johnson, then who knows what is on their radar.